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A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that speaks with a wink. The soft, broken-in hand of the Comfort Colors fabric meets bold, handwritten script across the chest: “Not For Human Consumption.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say something a little cheeky without shouting — worn over jeans on slow afternoons, layered under a flannel for late-night bonfires, or packed for a weekend road trip. The heavyweight cotton hangs with confidence; the relaxed fit drapes comfortably whether you’re lounging at home or running errands. With its muted, lived-in color and clean back, this tee reads as quietly rebellious — a familiar piece that becomes more yours each time you wear it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting structure
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Not For Human Consumption T-Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee for Researchers and Fitness Enthusiasts
$29.99
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$29.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting structure
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean