Funny GLP Shirt — "Greatly Lowered Pretzel Intake" Weight Loss Humor Tee

Wear this with a grin and a nod to the follow GLP researchers. The tee’s gently worn-in feel and relaxed cut invite long walks, casual meetups, and post-gym coffee runs. Short, punchy text plays up the joke — Greatly Lowered Pretzel Intake — so conversations start before you even say a word. It’s the kind of shirt that settles into your rotation: soft from the first wear, roomy enough for layering, and durable enough to keep the joke going for years. Whether you’re swapping progress tips, celebrating small wins, or just enjoying low-carb humor, this shirt moves with you and keeps things light.

Made for people who track progress and love a clever acronym, this shirt fits into weekly errands, gym meetups, and casual days when you want to broadcast your sense of humor without trying too hard. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece a lived-in, vintage vibe that complements relaxed outfits — think faded jeans, worn sneakers, and a no-fuss attitude. It’s comfortable, low-key, and proudly part of your community wardrobe.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft, vintage texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit

- Sizes S–4XL and pre-shrunk for reliable fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit for durability

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean